Volume Two: The Great and the Small Chapter Thirty-Nine: Have You Heard?
“Have you heard?”
“Heard what?”
“That censor Lin Jinyan from the Censorate—he’s actually the illegitimate child of his mother and a scoundrel!”
“Is that true?”
“And not just him. Even his father and grandfather were born the same way; none of them are truly of the Lin family bloodline.”
“How is that possible? Do you have any proof?”
“Of course! A nephew of a neighbor of mine who works at the Imperial Academy overheard it. At the time, a student there actually confronted Lin Jinyan about it right to his face. The censor didn’t even deny it—he just tacitly accepted it!”
“Wow, that’s quite the bombshell! Are officials really that careless these days?”
“Who knows? In these times, anything can happen.”
...
“Have you heard?”
“What’s going on now?”
“Not a big deal, just about the Imperial Academy—you know the place, right?”
“Yeah, I know it, but I haven’t been there in ages.”
“Do you know who’s in charge of the Imperial Academy?”
“Of course, the Dean... Hey, just get to the point—why are you quizzing me?”
“I just want to make it clear. The Dean of the Imperial Academy is acting recklessly. He’s the head of the Academy, yet he turns a blind eye to his own people and instead joins forces with outsiders to bully his own students. What kind of conduct is that?”
“I’ve never heard of this before.”
“Well, what do you think? Shouldn’t such a Dean be replaced? If you were an official or student there, wouldn’t you want him gone?”
“Absolutely! Someone like that wouldn’t even be tolerated in my house; he’d be kicked out to beg on the streets!”
“That’s what I think too.”
...
“Have you heard?”
“You tell me.”
“Do you know why the famous Xianghong Tower suddenly has no visitors?”
“I don’t know... Now that you mention it, the new courtesan rankings have been all the rage lately, but the most renowned establishments aren’t even on the list, and hardly anyone talks about them anymore.”
“That’s because of their own doing.”
“What did they do?”
“You don’t know? I’ll tell you—it’s because many of the girls there have contracted venereal diseases!”
“What?”
“Shh... keep your voice down, I’m only telling you. You know who runs those establishments, right?”
“The Music Bureau, right?”
“Exactly. But here’s something you probably don’t know: those girls aren’t as glamorous as people think. Besides entertaining guests daily, behind the scenes, they have other duties.”
“Such as?”
“For example, remember when envoys from Fusang overseas came recently? The Ministry of Rites arranged it so the Music Bureau’s girls had to serve them. Then came envoys from Ryukyu, Annam, and all sorts of other places. The officials at the Ministry just gave the order, and the girls had to work for them.”
“That really happened?”
“What do you mean ‘really happened’? It’s the truth! I’m telling you, many of those envoys were like beggars—filthy to the extreme—and our girls had to serve them. Can you imagine the diseases they must have caught?”
“You’re giving me goosebumps just saying it…”
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